VaEyra Excerpts

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Shabbat Shalom

(2:1) Aharon will be your 'Navi.' Sometimes a leader needs a spokesman. Somebody who says what they need him to say.

Moshe was worried that nobody will listen to him. However, H' makes it constantly clear that as long as you have your brother, you have support...Not one person in this congregation has ever supported their rabbi. Was the foosball table a bad idea? The kids love it...So there is no more kitchen for the sisterhood...Gabbai is like Paroah..'No, I will not let you go...I will ask the slowest daveners to lead in the service...The Torah reader will always be the Bar Mitzvah kid... 

Neviim Declare and Make heard to the people. That is what Aharon did for Moshe. As such, may these words be heard by the congregation. There will be no more building. The building fund is over. We are raising money for a next generation of delinquents who don't know how to layn the Torah....

Can somebody please repeat what I just said, because I do not think any of the youth heard it...The sermon took more than three minutes and they cannot listen for that long...